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TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS YEAR'S ACADEMY AWARDS
10. VCR ran out of tape after the first 9 hours
9. Instead of cutting off Martin Landau, the orchestra
should have cut off that "Uma, Oprah" stuff
8. The way the guys from Price Waterhouse reeked of tequila
7. Backstage, a snarling Roger Ebert kept people away from
buffet table
6. Five words: Letterman is as Letterman does
5. Several reports that Ernest Borgnine "smelled funny"
4. Much of the show apparently written by Nell
3. The Oscars weren't properly grounded
2. The new "anatomically correct" Oscar
1. Letterman
Letterman, Monday, April 3, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995